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- Power base, 2 blades, 2 bullet cups, 4 mugs with lip rings, 2 shaker/steamer tops, 2 lids, and a recipe book
- Replaces a food processor, blender, and coffee grinder; simple to operate
- Can do virtually any job in the kitchen in 10 seconds or less
- Microwave- and freezer-safe cups and mugs; dishwasher-safe parts
- Measures approximately 4 by 4 by 10 inches; 1-year limited warranty
Product Description
Magic Bullet Express 17pcs Hi Speed blender/mixer system… More >>
Magic Bullet Express 17-Piece High-Speed Blender Mixing System
October 18, 2009 at 10:17 pm
The infomercial is hilarious! People, please write reviews about the infomercial! I want to hear what people think about this infomercial, so start talking! Just thinking about the infomercial wants to me laugh out loud. The world is waiting for laughs, laughs, and more laughs!!!!!!!
P.S. Why bother talking about the product? It sucks anyway…
Rating: 5 / 5
October 18, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Ya! Let’s all my reviews about it…I’m sure they’ll all be hilarious! What happened to Berman in the beginning of the infomercial? A hangover? Oh, and the name isn’t Ethal, it’s Hazel. And one character’s name is Wilma! Oh, and Mimi’s last name is Umidon. She’s also on an infomercial for some foot thing. Mick is going to marry a sprigament.
P.S. Write reviews!!!!
Rating: 5 / 5
October 19, 2009 at 1:30 am
I just saw the infomercial again today, and i think its one of the funniest things ull see on tv. Here are the people:
Mick: British guy who thinks his ideas are cool, and likes sprigaments. He makes a lot of nasty things that look like puke, literally, and likes using curry powder. He also sais something really weird. “It’ll be done faster then you can say, Bob’s your uncle, Jackie’s your aunt.”
Mimi: Has no friends, and makes nasty chocolate chocolate peppermint milkshakes. She thinks shes funny and tries to make the cast laugh, but can’t. She thinks shes a genius because she can explain the “Special Extractor Insert”. It’s a juicer piece, not a noble prize winning invention.
Berman: Funniest guy there. Has a hangover in the beggining, and then gets made fun of by the rest of the cast, because hes a party animal and he hates broccoli. But he is the best character there, by FAR! He would’ve been better prepaired for this infomercial if he wasn’t one of the last people there because he overslept. He had a hangover at the barbecue last night, give him a break.
Hazel: thought her name was Ethel, but its not. She hates garlic. “Chopping garlic. Stinky, Nasty garlic.” Looks like maybe her and Berman will hook up in the near future. Scary.
Wilma: The dark-haired girl who cares about her kids too much and thinks she’ll use the Magic Bullet everyday. Her kids will eat what they want, theyre probably like 4 or 5. Why is she expecting them to eat broccoli?? She’s a bad parent. And she always brags about her marriage too, and like expected, nobody cares.
Ike: Guy married to the crazy blonde girl who likes grinding coffee. Ike makes an omelette in the beggining of the infomercial. He likes his omelettes perfect, with everything on them. He keeps making Mimi put in more ingredients then she can count. He can get a better wife than that crazy blonde, shes just a freak with hair.
One day, I want to try out this product, and make my own infomercial about it. That’d be really fun to do. I bet its probably a bad product, but still i wanna try it out. People, write reviews about the infomercial!! It’s hilarious!
I do agree with the person who sais to write reviews for the infomercials, i think thats a great idea. As you can tell I did it, and YOU should too!
Rating: 3 / 5
October 19, 2009 at 2:13 am
like the posts below i am for some reason addicted to this horrible informercial.
if i come home late night on a weekend, i’ll turn it on, watch it, then when the top or bottom of hour hits find it on another station!! what the hell is wrong with me.
the poster below is right. who on earth would think a unkept middle age lady SMOKING would be appealing? and then the country club couple right next to them is great…
and of course Berman is my favorite. do they ever establish the relationship between Berman and the smoking lady? are they together?
God a hope that make a sequel…
i have a heavy duty cuisinart at home which works great for all my blending needs.
Rating: 1 / 5
October 19, 2009 at 3:26 am
Mick: And add a little brocolli…
Berman: Yuck, I hate brocolli!
Mick: Now, Berman, can you taste any brocolli in that?
Berman: Hey, that’s great, and not like vegetables at all!
OMG, the Magic Bullet Infomercial is HILARIOUS! I couldn’t care less for the Magic Bullet (Which you know they’re lying about becuase they “claim” that it’s not loud at all, but you know they did voice-overs when they were talking over the sound.)
In the infomercial, they’re all a bunch of losers that are impressed by everything (like that one ugly girl that smiles when Mimi shows the color-coding for the cups). And what about that one old lady with the cigarette in her mouth, wearing pajamas, and the crazy hair? Why would they add a character like that? Oh, and there’s 2 ways to pay: $99.99 or 3 easy payments of $33.33. OMG, whenever I flip through the channels and I see it, I absolutely have to watch it…IT’S SOOO FUNNY!!
As for the item itself, what a rippoff…
Rating: 5 / 5